Battle to tha death!!!! Superman vs Batman vs Tony Montana vs chuck norris vs vegeta vs spiderman vs oprah?

Mr.Fantastic vs android 17 vs Cyclops vs Tony Montana vs Venom vs Cell vs Frieza vs Majin Buu vs The Fonz vs HBK vs Your local 7 eleven dude vs Pickachu vs Ryu vs Ken vs The Terminator vs Jay leno vs Captain America vs Osama vs Hitler vs Undertaker vs HHH vs Omega Shenron vs Jack in the box vs The Joker vs wolverine vs iron man vs someone i might have forgoten. give a scenerio of what went down and how he won. Remember FREE 4 ALL BATTLE TO THE DEATH.